dear mom:

So they say that becoming a parent makes you appreciate your own parents more, and I'm really hoping that that's the case! That's not to say that I don't appreciate you, because I do, immensely, but good lord you can be so annoying it makes me want to poke myself in the eye sometimes! I'm really hoping that becoming a mom is going to make me find all of your irritating habits endearing instead.

I've got my fingers crossed, for both of us.

love you mama, even when you make me nuts,
lulu

dear sir:

You are an idiot. It took you over a year to fully reveal your idiocy to me, but oh boy- you finally did it! Nice work. Now I can tell my predecessor with full confidence that she was right.


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love,
lulu